Those are warning signs of, girl-you-been-mitched, Mitch style and he tells LIES!
Listen naive chick, there somethings a man tells you, you should see a smoke signal rise up his lying head, screaming, you've been lied to.
Lies of a Mitch include:
I'm hanging out with the boys tonight but i can pass by your place after. Really! are you going to stay at home waiting for someone having a blast with his boys and you are at home marinating your ass for someone who will most likely come smelling of booze and sweat. Oh come on! why doesn't he invite you to hang out with the boys? is he too ashamed to show you off?
I'm not really ready to date but i m OK just chilling with you. Really! chilling with you as he waits for someone else to date, your not the dating type huh? you will chill like ice until you aren't cool enough to chill with, Oh come on! Break that ice chilling business and move on to someone who is ready to date you. Most likely, the guy is too scared to be hurt again so he would rather chill with you.
Speaking of heart ache, ohh i have heard this line before, she broke my heart and im not ready to move on. This is a classic phrase for someone who is still hung up on their ex or hoping their ex will come back. So if the Mitch is living in the past and you are living his past so both of you are idiots in your past present. You need to move from that ignorant state and let the fool hang on too the past. Wait! Oh come on! nearly forgot to say that.
I'm focusing on my career! Really! Mitch wants to build his career but what about you, when shall the focus ever shift? people are very capable of having a relationship and career. So tell the Mitch to go make love to that special career, EVERY BODY NEEDS SOMEONE!
I'm go so busy, i forgot to text, call or hit back on you! really! You are clearly not priority on his list, when a guy is into you, he will call, text, whats app, IG, DM, send smoke signals and jump out of a building just to know that you are OK. If he isn't doing that, you need to find someone who is worth your while otherwise you will be by your phone waiting for a beep, even switch it off and put it on just to make sure that there is nothing wrong with it. Silly girl, say it with me....Oh come on already!
Ladies, if you have some Mitch lines, i would love to read some. Men also!
Keeping it 100%
Miss Di
