SIGNS A MAN IS GREAT IN BED

Dedicated to Michael for the weekend and teaching me a few things along the way and so im sharing this with Michael on mind, Had to share this.


HE CAN DANCE
 By dancing, I don’t mean country, salsa, ballroom, or even the tango; I mean he can hold you close to him and sway his hips just enough so that you feel like you’re having sex on the dance floor.
If a man can hold you close to him and maintain rhythm with his hips, he will know how to twirl them when you’re lying under him as well. And if that weren’t great enough, he understands the importance of tempo when it matters most.

HIS KISSES ARE SLOW
When he opens his mouth to kiss you, his kiss is almost lazy.  He sucks one lip at a time and he even smiles slightly when your tongues meet. This is a man who never rushes through an orgasm but enhances it by delaying it and awaiting a profound explosion.

  HE DEVOURS HIS FOOD
When he eats his dinner, every morsel he cuts and place in his mouth is appreciated and devoured as though it may be his last.
If that weren’t enough of a turn on, if you’re out and he enjoys the taste of something immensely, he will insist on feeding you some so that you can share in his dining pleasure.

HE MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY
He doesn’t need to tell you that he thinks you’re hot, nor does he even have to touch you, the way he treats you makes you feel like you’re the sexiest woman on Earth.
The way he looks at you makes you feel like a sex kitten, the way he talks to you makes you feel like a princess and the way he lets you know what he’s thinking makes you want to rip off his clothes and ravage him.

 HE PUTS HIS HANDS IN UNIQUE PLACES
The breast and the butt are the obvious places most guys want to touch you, but this guy… this guy massages the back of your neck for no reason. He wraps his hands around your ribs and pulls you closer.
When you kiss, he puts his hands behind your head and lightly pulls your hair back by the roots. This is a man who knows that there are many ways to bring a woman to orgasm and is prepared to explore them all.

HE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT SEX
As most of us know by now, men who boast about their sexual trysts are usually the ones who think that sex that lasts as long as a commercial break is incredibly satisfying. This man never makes mention of sex; he lets his body language, his touch and his actions reveal that he is the stuff dreams are made of.

 HE KNOWS HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR BRAIN
Many women feel that if a man does not know how to have sex with her brain, there is no way he’s going to have sex with her body. This guy knows how to seduce your imagination and leave you with his lingering presence well after he’s left you for the evening.
He speaks like a gentleman and makes you want to do things in bed that you’ve never imagined yourself doing. He brings out a different side of you; an animalistic side.






MISS DI

LES SEXE FAUX PAUS

Every second Wednesday of the month I meet with my gentlemen friends for a special lady treat. Most of my gentleman friends, I grew up with, have been in my life in various seasons and for various reasons. So whether single or married I schedule them across the months for that special Wednesday day out. One of them is incredibly disgusting but intriguing, I  like the way he is very open about he's experiences, oh and the faux paus made me laugh but they made some sense.
So according to Bruce (not real name) the following are the sex faux paus.
 
1: If its a hook up, don't say 'make love to me' they guy will go limp if its just about sex,.......... a nice way for us girls to get away with not having sex especially when its been bad sex
2: Ask him, 'is it in yet?'
3:Being insecure about your body, the brain is dead.... so for him to notice stretch marks, cellulite etc. is all in your mind, get your freak on and imagine that Beyoncé has nothing on you.
4:You smell like a wet nasty rug, I once read somewhere that men love the natural body odour, well my dear, if you cant stand the smell of your own body odour how would expect a man to like it.
5: This one shocked me, most guys like the vajayjay baby smooth, no hair,yeah just that veet and chuck those weeds
6: Lots of guys are very insecure in bed and are threatened by a woman who is adventurous. They want to be the ones who suggest the new adventures. Another laugh for me!
7:Call him someone else's name, I suggest that you do this to a guy who has hurt you incase you ever roll in the sack with him again...... I know, I know im evvviil
8:Dont talk, just moan and not like a demented cat!
9: Compare them to an ex
10:Dont just lay there, do something, move wriggle, twerk etc.
11: Laugh at the weenie, not cool at all
12:Bite the weenie
13: Say you hope to get pregnant right in the middle of the moment
14: Make him feel like he is doing the right thing and if he aint, tell him
15: Stop reading this now because the list is endless and Bruce isn't always right, so go get your man and give him one hell of a night.

ITS BEEN REAL

Miss DI

A POEM BY THE PRINCE

I fell in love with the prince, he is called the royal angel and he is indeed the royal angel. He opens he's heart to the world with so much love. I had to share this poem by the prince....... who has stolen my heart.

Lucky me,

Your fooling and your seriousness is killing me,

It is killing and anything from you I like it,

God, how lucky you are, no one is like you,

Even my eyes misses seeing you all the time and stays up all night,

My tears keeps falling down for love,

“ Why are you falling down my tears when you are very high?” I said.

“Allah made me so I can fall to your cheeks, and your eyes belong with your beloved”.

Nothing can beat your beauty,

I like you,

I treasure you,

I respect you,

I compose you with longing and sing,

I leave anything in this life but not you,

And with you I built my ambitions and my hopes,

The longing cold, warms in the embrace of your hands,

And the heat of missing you, cools down when I imagine it,

I put my head in your lap,

And keep you away from the people,

because you are my love and mine only,

My heart is deeply in love with you,

And your picture is always on my mind,

And if you blinked with your long lashes,

 
I can see the people who envy you dies,

My heart says “ Lucky you.”

And I answered “ Lucky me.”

Thank you, Mwah

TAN CHOCOLATE DELIGHT EXPERIENCE

Minding my own business, I got into the elevator, pressed the button indicating the 3rd floor and checked myself out in the shinning mirror doors.
The elevator stopped on the 2nd Floor, I froze right at the center, my feet refused to move, my eyes dried up as I looked into those grey brown eyes, watched as he's mouth curled into a smile...mine mimicking the smile and I felt a drool almost come out at the side of my mouth.
'Can I come in?' he said with a strong Arabic accent.
'mmmhmmmm!!!' is all I could utter as I slid to the slide of the elevator.
'your also going 2nd?'
'yeah...yes. the Berlum.' I whispered unintentionally.

Seemed like the longest ride.....till when the elevator suddenly opened . The air transformed to a rich aroma of sweet spices, herbs and beautiful Arabic music playing in the background.
'have pleasant dinning,ma salaama ' he said
'thanks' I whispered again, I don't know why I kept whispering...... I walked to the corner seat, sunk into the deep comfy seat, enjoyed the exotic ambience and opened the menu, scanning through the wine section.

After an hour I was still seated by myself, my date had texted to let me know that she was running late. I sighed and ordered for more Khubz (bread) and butter. I nearly stuffed my stomach with the tasty Khubz, as I stuffed some more into my mouth I heard that sexy drool say 'al salaam a' Laykum'
I turned around and found those beautiful eyes looking into mine, I nearly choked......and remembered to chew, swallow deep breathes, thought of what to say, finally managed. 'Hello, thank you!'..... why the hell was I saying thank you???????????

He asked whether he could join me since he noticed I was dinning alone and he was also alone and wanted to talk to someone. The waiter was already carrying he's drink on a tray, placed it on the table and walked away. He asked why I was alone, I explained my dilemma and he told me that he had just gotten into the country, came to Berlum for dinner and fortunately for him, he found me...... all I could think about is 'he found me'. I started saying a million thank yous to God and I asked if I could miraculously understand the accent....... as I drifted back from my prayer...... we had a wonderful conversation, a song played, he translated, he also translated the food on the menu with so much passion, we had some Maqluba, he convinced me to take some tea, Maghrebi mint tea. From where we were seated the sky filled up with a full moon, once in a while hiding behind dark clouds. He was a wonderful speaker, the accent made it more exciting as he described Dubai and I described the Maasai Mara since he was on transit to the Mara. I thought to myself, this is what dreams where made of as he laughed at my silly jokes, smiled and placed his palm on top of my hand, I felt as though I was in an electric chair, the sparks spreading to places I didn't imagine would come to life.

My girlfriend called me, told me she couldn't make it. Imagine my response........... we later went to another club next door that played a mix of Arabic music and English music. Most of the music played was slow, sensual and he let me lay on he's chest as our feet moved in sync. I couldn't remember the last time I had slow danced but dancing at that moment was just perfect. This dream was just too perfect......... the night had to end.

I leaned on the car door, told him what a wonderful night I had , I fidgeted with my keys , turned around to enter my car. He gently put his arm around my shoulder, whispered in my ears 'hawa ghamar' I had no clue what that meant but it sounded so sexy.... I turned around, looked into those beautiful eyes one last time, kissed his cheek and entered the car.

I got home, called him... off course I took he's number! we had another long conversation as we both lay in separate beds in different locations but it seemed as if we were right by each others sides.

I began drifting off to sleep, the last I heard him say was 'ma salaama walah hub'. In the next two days, those were the words I drifted off to sleep too.

On Saturday morning he stood at my door, helped me load my bags to the taxi, we were on our way to Maasai Mara. He wanted me to show him the beautiful wildebeest migration i had described so passionately and he would show me Dubai in return.



Miss Di

HOW TO HAVE AN AFFAIR

What drives a confident, smart and good looking single woman to seek married men in order to have a relationship? If you have the answer well let me know.

Isat with my girls a couple of nights ago and I chuckled at the dilemma one of my friends was going through. Should she date that married man who was pestering her? she looked shocked when I said to go ahead but be clear of the consequences. I wont lie about not having not dated a married man! I have and Im glad that I have the wisdom to guide a confused friend.

Psychological or not, the affair happens for a reason:
 He's bored and needs someone to play with, lets face it young girl, everybody wants to have some excitement in their lives. a married man is like a forbidden fruit, so it gives one the thrill to break into society's rules and constraints about morality. The nasty things he tells you to do for him, the nasty places he takes you for a quickie, the things he has you doing.... believe me sweetheart, he wouldn't dare ask he's wife to do, your just that girl that does the nasty for him, test driving the painful stuff he cant do with he's wife and those nasty word he has you saying.... without getting paid even a whore wouldn't do some things.  Speaking of never being paid, Are you a pro bono whore? If you are going to have an affair with a married man, he better be paying you for the moments, your sneaking and creeping because you are not an unemployed whore. I pity especially those women who have their carriers going on, have their own house, car and have their way, then you meet this man who adopts your house to come and have an hour or two with you before he rushes to he's family and doesn't even bother to bring milk or juice to your house. Girl! he better be paying for a mortgage for your home, shopping sprees to Milan and those two hour holidays to the coast and back!  Shoot, he is doing all that for he's wife and nothing for you. You are getting played!

 

Women are always looking for that guy who is like Daddy, more women believe that a married man has more experience and is financially stable than single guys. Some women equate that experience to give emotional support. If your dad is still alive.... darling develop a relationship with him and stop chasing some older man for emotional support, that vulnerability will destroy you, if you go poking in the wrong older wrinkles.

 

Naiveté and control is something a cheating married man knows how to play, before he started pursuing you, were the first girl he has tried to reach out too in he's many quests while married ....ehh yes? Darling pick a number and join the queue. Once you fall for the bait, become boring, or nag like he's wife then he is on to Lucy, Karen and Maria. yes he had options and you didn't because he was jealous, constantly checking on you and made sure no man came close to he's little play thing!

 

Now here Is what I told my friend, If he really wants to be with you, he loves you, he cant leave with you. Ask him to do this huge favor for you. Leave he's wife, family and come start a new life with you, where you wont spend your nights cold and alone, where you wont have to spend a few hours of sexual satisfaction with him, instead you would have a lifetime of sexual moments,...... when you walk in public, you can hold hands , walk with your  head up high and not be ashamed of what you are doing, you could take him to your mother, introduce your dad to he's son in law but most importantly he can seat in the front pew in church with you and when you close your eyes and pray.... God looks down at you and listens to his prayerful wife!

Miss Di.

THE PROPOSAL

I could see that he was excited and scared at the same time, he gave me the box and I opened it, there lay the most beautiful ring I had ever seen, that moment I felt like crying but I took one deep breath and I said that it was beautiful. He was glad that I approved and I looked at it closer to see the sparkle.....there it was.... glinting back into my eyes.

You have no idea how scared I am he said to me, I asked him why and he says that he wasn't sure whether it was the right time, he didn't know whether he would get a yes or no, he had no idea where he would actually propose.

I looked straight at him and I started throwing at him some interesting ideas. A picnic would be amazing or a dinner just the two or with friends? what if she said no in front of friends, what about at church since she is religious, nahhh too fruity.

I watched him continue to ponder with other ideas, he told me how nerve wrecking it was for him to have decided to make that decision of buying the ring, yes she had been hinting for a long time about it and he decided it was time.

I silently slipped into my own world and wondered, will I ever get that ring? shall a man somewhere have butterflies because he doesn't know how he will propose? Looking back... all I got was calls in the middle of the night with a drunken voice declaring love for me or a threat of how we should do something about our relationship. Huh! Life is indeed strange. Some of us get the actual proposal while some get the ring after being knocked up or some weird circumstance. Does the woman actually push the man into getting that rock?

If I ever get that proposal, he better come riding a white horse, sweep me off to the private jet waiting to take me to Jacob the jeweller in New York....for me to custom make my own ring with different cuts of diamonds, gold, platinum and pearls. He better propose at the Ritz in Paris at the presidential suite with private services of a chef, waiter and a Latino man singing all my favourites in opera style, he can have a billboard outside the hotel written WILL YOU MARRY ME! then with the finale of a flash mob, TOOO MUCH?? 

Go figure why im still waiting

Miss Di

COUGAR INTERNATIONAL CRUISE

So here I am thinking about of places I could go on holiday, with a swimming pool, remember I haven't gone dipping in my birthday suit and I haven't gone out of the country for two weeks according to my bucket list??

Well.... while I was checking out various place to holiday I got a very interesting site.

A TWO WEEK CRUSIE FOR COUGARS! Yup, I was also stunned! in an interesting way.


Here is where I put my disclaimer: I DO NOT FANCY YOUNGER MEN, THEY FANCY ME.

Cougar cruises take place aboard a large, commercial ship alongside thousands of other non-cougar vacationers. The hosts bring cougars and cubs together during meals, daytime excursions and night-time activities, like bar hopping and Jacuzzi parties (hmmm im smiling). According to owners of the cruise, the cubs say they like the older women because they know what they want and they don’t play games. A lot of cubs really don’t like the young women they date -– too much game playing and immaturity (hahahhaha)   It’s not like when guys are pursuing younger women or women their age. The dynamics change a little bit, and these are older women who are probably more secure and more confident, but also maybe more desperate, (hahaha desperate...not me thank you very much)

Well as I get older the boys chasing after me keep getting younger and those young gentlemen are..... uhmmm....I don't have the words to describe them. Now you can shake your head from here.

Yes I have been a cougar and I would never recommend it to any mature girls, Yes, Yeah.... you get all the attention, the nice sweet words and loving but honestly, younger boys bore me. All they want  to do is get high and have sex.... who needs that?..... Taking care of a drunk boy, partying till 3am in the morning from Friday to Friday....note... in a local bar with he's 'boys' ....getting into bar fights for no reason or  because someone touched you or because someone spoke to you.. Too much drama! the dancehall music is great but the grinding, dirty whining..... just play me a nice dancehall tune in a nice restaurant where I can shake my booty and imagine myself whining on the seat!!! thank you very much!!!!.

Ohhhh try breaking up with the cubs, Lawd! Molly! the depression they undergo is too tasking,... while I was in cougarville I learnt the following, if you are going to go out with a cub, he probably didn't have a mother figure around him or he was very tight with he's mother, so the cougar is replacing the mum who they give all the loving, attention, just like mummies but with sex as a bonus. Cubs try to act like grown up men but that is just an act, they haven't matured to the level of a grown ass man ....so if you need someone to upgrade you, well honey cougar, you will be paying all the bills, picking up he's shit and guess what, you are never the only one in his life, you are just a stepping stone to the real younger love of  his miserable lying ass.

If you are a cougar out there, tuck in your sagging tittes into a victory secret bra (not Victoria), pack your three dildos, your one piece costume, wrinkle night cream, sexy heels and sign up for the Cougar International cruise with me. Hey! im still down for the cruise. We can get those cubs to dance to that dancehall, hip hop music they like so much on the cruise and we pay them in 50's, ahh... the trip goes to Jamaica, I cant wait to get off the ship, meet an island grown up man when we land in Jamaica, now that's where the real fun begins, I heard the island dem rich bombaclut, Afta tree nah grow inna mi face? Di fus wata hog pass him wash himself.

I WILL BE BACK WITH STORIES FROM JAMAICA, MY DREDLOCK RASTTAaaa
                                                                 
 MISS COUGAR DI
 

I WANT ME A BABY DADDY

 Yes, you read right! And yes im rolling my eyes back at you!

I was on my bed this morning and I wished that I had  patter of feet running to my bed, to wake me up with tiny kisses, the mixture of baby smell and baby morning breathe after sleeping with a bottle of milk in the little babies mouth..... the look of excitement in their little angelic eyes as they stare at you with glee and love. I love the way a baby can fall asleep in your arms knowing it will be secure and no one can harm it.

Then I got to work and a site had posted that photo of my dream guy and a child and I thought to myself...... that is my baby daddy right there and our daughter, hey!!!!! allow me to dream.

So back to earth now I stared toying with the idea of getting a baby daddy, someone to place the seed and then could be dismissed or he wouldn't have to know about it.

I know its hard being a single mother and a child not having a daddy around but I figure... that if im still childless at the moment and if I planned ahead in the few months maybe in 2014, I could have my baby, probably plan for one at the mid year? Sounds crazy but hey I know ladies you want a child just like me and im not one to preach about having a stable family but its good to have that one thing you truly cherish.

Maybe im blind sided at the moment but I would love to have my Michael or Michel'le ....yes I have picked up names for them.

So if you see my baby daddy out there *cough*drake*cough* let him know that we need to make some plans in May- June 2014.....

Miss Di

SLEPT UNDER THE STARS

Second on my bucket list reads that I would love to sleep under the stars, I think I got to get this part done in the past weekend.

I went for an after party and I met this guy I knew ages ago, the first time we met he was just an ordinary guy looking for a job as a singer and performer, he kept nagging me to be placed even at the end of a show I was organizing and I granted he's wish. From that performance he's carrier took off and he become a star.

He looked better than I remember and he kept on thanking me for the opportunity 8 years ago and asked if he could buy me a drink after the show. I was with my girlfriends and couldn't ditch them and asked him to come to a hot club down the strip.

It felt like walking down memory lane at that club, I met so many people from my past and the hugs sometimes got abit uncomfortable. I met an ex who clung on to me most of the night and a friend who tried to be a 'guy friend' which didn't work. Everyone who was just a beginner in life back then had become something of themselves and most had added a kilo or two.

Mr Performer finally shows up and I pretend not to have see him, watched the way he kept dialing angrily on he's phone while frantically walking around the club. I stood and walked outside to where the balcony, found my ex boyfriend and my guy friend chatting, I went right between them, men being men, put their arms around me just in time for Mr perform to come and grab my hand, he pulled me away from the guys and asked me to walk downstairs with him. For a moment I felt like pretty woman being rescued. I walked outside with him to he's car and he was kind enough to force me into the car. He popped open a bottle of wine and actually had glasses, pushed my car back, we sipped on the wine as we spoke.

He really was sweet brushing strands from my face, holding my hand and occasionally placing he's hand on my legs. We just lay there watching the skies filled with stars as the night become colder and the wine refused to warm our bodies, it numbed mine instead.

I was wandering why he wasn't pulling any moves considering the morning light had started to appear, he had been listening to me go on about how my life was and finally he played a song he had worked on a long time ago and he never could release it.

The song was a simple melody of how life makes you make choices, some good and some bad, the rain would never rain on he's parade no matter where he went even though he would never be at peace with what he was fighting in he's head. He lost and found but what he found was because of a choices he made.

I absolutely loved the song, I asked him whether I could keep It, he removed the cd and signed it unreleased with love for Diana.

He told me that the song was written for me and he had one day wanted to play it for me, he had wanted to release it so that I could hear it but he wanted it to be between me and him. He had tried getting in touch with me but I kept ignoring him and never took him seriously.

I was really touched, put back the cd and listened to it again, my heart broke when I listened more carefully, there is a part of the song that he says the name he used to call me years ago and I knew it was just another tune, it was meant for me.

I looked up into the sky, tears nearly coming down in torrents and watched the last shimmers of the morning star disappear. He pulled me close to him, kissed my forehead and I inhaled he's musky scent one last time because I knew this would be the very last time with my could be star under the stars.

You see Mr performer is married and has a child of 4 months, would you let your emotions get in the way, lost love rekindled, well at least I have the song to hold on too.

Miss Di

CMON' WE DONT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!

I had a good laugh over the weekend when I went for my home coming, I met with people from my past and hung out with new friends.

The amusing thing is that women haven't changed and the issues are still the same. As a woman in her 30's I would suggest some of these pointers:

IF ITS BROKEN DONT TRY AND FIX IT.

We tend to go back to our exes, spend tonnes of energy thinking about our past relationship and still get into a relationship with someone similar to your ex, is it the men? hell no its you, get off your butt and know that your standards must change. I spent so many sleepless night and mornings wishing for someone to come back and he never did because he had moved on and I was still clinging, how stupid I feel thinking about that mess.

I GOT SO WASTED LAST NIGHT


That is a hot mess for a woman my age to say, I get headaches from drinking just three bottles of beer, as for wine, my second glass I become rubbery in the mouth. It was fun when I could down a whole bottle of liquor and loss my senses but try being elegantly drunk and not flirting with the waiter or any random person... not my thing anymore

CAN WE JUST BE FRIENDS
 
Yeah, im sure ladies you heard that one line, a guy just wants to be friends......please, tell me where a guy and a chick have been just friends????? I have tried it too many times and its awkward, dinner, drinks, a movie at  he's place, a gentle touch on your back, holding hands as pals, the accidental brush of your lips when intoxicated, please we know where that is heading.

FACE BOOK ISN'T REAL


I would like to read a post that say this, im having such a hard time lately, I cant make my bills, I have an infection and I cant figure out who gave it to me, my kids drive me up the wall I could slap that little thing and I just cant sleep without a drink.

I instead we have happy pictures of a wonderful family, life, a fulfilling experience. well people will like just coz its cute and no one really cares after the like button, find a real person and have real conversations

HOMECOMING SATISFACTION


Ladies, in this day and age get it any way that you can. There is no reason for you to be walking the streets unsatisfied. There are plenty of men out there who can give you the satisfaction you deserve. Don’t be shy, explore your sexuality, it’s the only way you’re going to grow fully but that protection is great to keep in your bag



SELFIES NAKED

I have always got guys asking me to take pics of my lady parts and send them, I normally ask the guy to stand in front of the mirror absolutely naked and send me the pic first then I can send mine to him, yeah if he has any respect for himself he would never ask for naked pics again. How silly are you to send a guy pics and not expect them to surface somewhere else, I remember I asked a guy to first send me he's, he went and downloaded an image and sent me someone else's and so I sent him someone else's lady parts, he's friend later told me how they had a laugh of the photo I sent, hmmm imagine if I was naive and sent  my selfies

Its a wrap!

Miss Di.

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART

It doesn't hurt anymore and all the thoughts have disappeared.
There were nights I couldn't sleep
There were moments I woke up in tears
There were moments I would lay on you shirt and held on the scent of you
There were days I would hug the pillow and pretend that I was holding on to you
There were times I took a drink just to forget you
But now it doesn't hurt anymore

There were times I would just want to hear your voice
There were times I wanted to tell you how I would always love you
There were times I wish I could just see you close your eyes and watch you sleep
There were times I wish you could still make me mad
There were times I wish you would still make me laugh
But now it doesn't matter anymore

I have had my heart break before but this time it took a little longer

I learnt that only me can make me happy
Only me can make my day brighter always
Only me can get me up and be happy
Only me can put a smile on my face and brighten up my world
This is straight from my heart.

Miss Di 

 
 
 

 

                                                         

2013 BUCKET LIST

I hate visitors on a Sunday evening because that is the only time I have to get my hair looking right , my nails done and my entire mind ready for Monday. So and I got a visit from a friend whom I casually dated two years ago at 7:00 pm I was fuming with my ears chucking hot steam, my routine had been disrupted.

                                    

I hugged him, noticed the smell of alcohol on he's breath, hmmmm reminds me the reason why we weren't together, yeah the drinking....we were in a stupor most of the times and that was what had jelled us together at that time, until i wrote my bucket list(well im not dying) ok wish list for 2013.

1.Dropped all my bad relationships (done)
2. Slept under the stars
3.  Said "I love you" and meant it (done)
4. Gone to a huge sports game  (done)
5. Gone skinny dipping
6. Danced like a fool and not cared who was watching
7. Kissed in the rain
8.Won a competition (done)
9.Recorded a least one song (done)
10.Organised one major event (done partially)
11.spoke in a business conference (in November)
12. Mentored at least 70 people (done)
13. Joined the rotary (done)
14. Dyed or cut my hair (done, I have a very interesting story on that)
15.Brought the best out of people (hmmm, didn't know what i meant then)
16. Sang with a band
17.Gone for camping
18. Driven a rally car
19. Go out of the country for 2 weeks
20. Found a new purpose for 2014

Wow, i only did 10 out of 20 but the year has three months to go and hopefully i will meet my wish list, it wasn't so ridiculous writing one considering i was super high when i wrote this.

What was your wish list for 2013?

To my dear friends please don't visit me on Sundays lest you have me looking horrible like i do this Lovely Monday.

Miss Di

STUPID CUPID ONLINE

Yes don't be shocked or act like you have never been to an online dating site. Well if you haven't! something is wrong with you.......

                                              

So I was out there in the www searching for Mr Right and hoping to make a connection.  I took some wonderful pictures and placed them on a dating site, stated what I liked and what my preferred Mr Right should be like ....Then I waited....

Messages started bleeping from all over and for a minute I thought cupid was on overdrive sending me all these suitors, I couldn't  respond to all of them but I tried.

The conversations were very dodgy after the hello niceties and I kept asking these men if they were single and shock on me, majority of the guys my age were married which was annoying and then the guys slightly younger wanted to get with an older woman because they seemed so mature!

The married men obviously wanted to be more than friends and asked whether I had issues being friends.... Off course I had issues being 'friends'! I was looking for a single guy about my age!!!!!!

I thought for a minute to indulge with a younger guy like Tina Turner Or JLO but I couldn't stand the shallow, needy, insecure conversations so that wouldn't work either.

The above types aren't so bad to handle but the craziest are the guys who jump straight into erotic conversations and I tend to wander what is going on behind that screen, I get disgusted by these men, I wander whether they are bold enough to tell a woman some of the things they post online.

Well let my experience not be the end of online dating for you, maybe someone is waiting for you in the www. but just be cautious.

For me, im going back to the good old planned bumping people on the streets and hopefully cupid will shoot an arrow along some dashing mans way and I might meet the man ...... I can tolerate.

Miss Di

FRIENDS YOU REALLY NEED WHEN SINGLE

Lots of single women get very lonely especially when they have to go home to an empty house.

The weekends are even brutal when you have nothing to do, no one to call and no one calling you.

So here are a few people you should have in your life just in case the shadows of loneliness start to check in
THE CHILDHOOD BESTI 
Some very old friendships don’t require those constant catch-ups, which is a refreshing change from the current friends you are in constant text communication with
                                                      

The cool older woman. Perhaps it is the youngish aunt who first bought you beer, or your awesomely wise former professor who currently has your dream career. Someone who treats you to nice dinners, shares their wisdom, and would totally drive you to get an abortion if you asked them.


  A non-dude bartender you’re on a first-name basis with. The male counterpart can veer into making-out-outside territory, especially if you are pounding ‘em down over a guy. But a female bartender can sympathize with your troubles and hand you a free shot.




The single, independent, slightly older woman. She’s cool with waiting until she’s 40 to find her life partner, and she doesn’t believe in traditional marriage. She does, however, believe in going to movies on weeknights.


The truth-talker. She’ll tell you what’s up, even if you don’t want to hear it. That skirt makes you look pregnant. That thing you retweeted from that asshole guy you like wasn’t funny.


The shameless hustler. One of those women who Leans In so hard that she almost falls on her face. She uses the cringe-worthy phrase “personal brand” in personal conversation. While you might not be as unabashedly self-promotional as she is, you can probably take a cue from her and be a little pushier professionally.



And finally, the best friend. Obviously. Not a frenemy, not a talk-behind-your-back friend, not a friend of convenience, but a true BFF. You won't make it without her. 

HEATING UP JUST THIS ONCE

Sometimes the stress of being in a relationship is tasking for me.

I have a friend whom I meet for a nice chat, dinner and drinks.

He comes over to my place and we have sex. We have a mutual attraction and we are platonic friends .

Emotions are not part of the deal but the situation becomes rather complicated the day after, we thank each other for a wonderful night and we constantly chat with each other and he says the nicest things but after two days we are over the rush until the next encounter.

The question is, are we as humans capable of having relationships without any emotional attachments?

What works for me... I guess is that I am honest with myself and I have no expectations from this guy, I know that I am not in a relationship with him and I don't intend to be in one with him. Sounds heartless but the truth is, I set ground rules with my head heart and emotions, no attachment and so far so good.

I normally have an internal joke when im on a date and most guys ask, so what do you do when you have the urge? They probably don't want to listen to that internal joke or they would bail. BUZZZ

Miss Di

 

NOT FAKING ORGASMS ANYMORE

Mum please don't read this! just warning you in advance.....

There is a meeting in my bedroom and I intend to have a good meeting, everyone is going to come out of this meeting satisfied, very happy and probably tired.

The longer you pretend to be happy and comfortable in a sexual situation and you’re not, the more it builds resentment between you and your partner. Then you wait, and six months or a year later, they find out you were faking it and they’re thinking, well why didn’t you say something before? You’re really doing yourselves a disservice. It’s really important to guide your partner in the right direction because orgasms are such an integral part of having a healthy relationship. If your partner is the only one reaching an orgasm, then the whole experience is going to be less intense for both parties.

Most men are clueless about how to please a woman especially on the first night , yes he is wandering just like you how to go about it, from when he kisses you to when he starts to undress you.
Honestly speaking my first time is my favorite moment because I know exactly what I want. I pull the stops on the first encounter, I prefer my bed because I know the sheets are clean, I select the music, sexy slow music with sensual instrumentals though I prefer dance hall music so that I can whine and twerk.the massage oils and candles, set the mood right!

Honest conversation about some of the things that you like is Key. It doesn’t have to be a heavy conversation about how they don’t do this or they don’t do that, but it’s really important to guide your partner in the right direction because orgasms are such an integral part of having a healthy relationship. If your partner is the only one reaching an orgasm, then the whole experience is going to be less intense for both parties.

 A woman has an opportunity to introduce toys and do the things she needs to do to make sure that that [orgasms] start to happen. She can introduce certain toys or other things that might help her reach an orgasm. Over time a couple will start to feel more comfortable together, rather than her feeling like her job is just to lie there and service his needs.

Men learn how to use your tongue, women have learnt the art so its only fair you return the favor. Your hands aren't for gripping, use those fingers get them wet and please don't wipe of the wet fingers on the sheets after a woman comes, use the towel. Please note that if a woman gets dry or the condom is dry, its time to get out and get the woman wet again because you are clearly doing the wrong thing and her screaming doesn't necessarily mean she likes it, check her vagina for wetness and when we women are happy our nipples are hard.

I enjoy sex more now that im not afraid to tell the guy how to lick my nipples, kiss certain parts of my body, rub my vagina and lick it. if the guy is too engrossed with he's own satisfaction whip out the toys and please yourself.

Don't fake it, sex it!

Miss Di

DATING IN YOUR 30'S SERIOUS DISASTER

 

Most of the girls my age are single and have no kids or single mothers!

 

Getting a decent date with a decent guy in Nairobi especially is a myth.

 

An average guys ideal date is in a bar and trust me I have dated quiet a few guys and the first place they think of is to dash into a bar for drinks, some would suggest a coffee joint but never a restaurant and they are many restaurants in Nairobi.

 

The last date I went on was a blind date, somewhere on Koinage street and the place played loud music ,i found him drinking coffee and as soon as I showed up he switched to a drink, I was also expecting dinner but the guy orders chicken wings and was very specific about no chips. I was tempted to ask for an expensive drink so that I could get over and done with the date but being classy I decided I would ask to leave after the conversation turned sexual. I'm then asked how much alcohol I can take to get high and I say four bottles, which is an absolute lie, I never get drunk in public so I take a brand that has very little alcoholic content and watch a man stressing about my sobriety

 

Yes I live by myself and no my house isn't a whore den, I have refused to take guys back home since in the past guys were so eager to come and 'cook for me' I don't buy that line anymore and I'm very specific if you want to walk me to my door.... when I turn around and open my door, its goodbye and goodnight.

 

Can you loan me some money, oh how many time have I heard that line! Its really tiresome for guys to boldly ask me for money and expect some later! the classic one is the business deals, can I use your house for a business meeting or I would like one of your rooms to keep my stuff because I don't have storage. No you don't pay my rent so please go hire a place and store your wares or conduct business meetings.

 

The classic one is the guy who wants to borrow your car for errands or going out since he doesn't have a car! or he's car is on stand still from that drunken crush, I just shake my head and move on.

 

So if you don't have the above qualities, give me a ring and lets start a conversation and no I am not interested in married men.

 

Miss Di

 

 

 

 

 

Foods to Set the Vrooom

Not having great sex? Surprisingly, one of the fastest way to give your libido a boost is to change your diet. Here’s a handy little guide to the foods with frisky benefits.
Some of the foods to keep your engine on restart?


Water Melons
They contain an amino acid called citrulline that increases your sex drive by relaxing your blood vessels.

Avocados
If he’s coming over for a late night movie and snack, you may want to add avocados to the menu. They’re packed with vitamin E, which your body uses to produce estrogen and other hormones that help with lubrication.

Chocolate

This one’s a no-brainer for sure: chocolate is the king of natural aphrodisiacs. It contains phenylethylamine, which is frequently known as “the love chemical,” because it releases dopamine in the pleasure centre's of the brain and peaks during orgasms

Almonds

Their aroma is said to arouse passion, but technically speaking, scientists say that almonds provide high doses of vitamin E, magnesium and even fibre, which can help with hormone stimulation

Garlic

If you’re not using raw garlic when you cook, it’s time to add it to your seasoning line up. Garlic contains allicin, which is thought to increase blood flow to sexual organs.

Bananas

Bananas aren’t just great cures for morning hangovers, they can do wonders for your sex drive too. If you want to have more intense orgasms look to these little yellow guys to give you a boost of potassium to increase your muscle strength.

Chilies

Want to make things really hot and spicy in the bedroom? Look to chilies to help get the job done. They’re loaded with capsaicin, a chemical that releases endorphins that feed your libido and help to increase blood flow.

Asparagus

Histamine helps to increase sex drive, which Vitamin B helps produce. Asparagus is filed with Vitamin B and the perfect side dish for your next intimate dinner plans.

Miss Di