Hey, its been a minute and your girl is back.
Rehab was hard, kicking the habit was even tougher.....Ha! i had to feed into the gossip. I had the streets were talking and i was listening.
I had run out of juice but my mojo is back. In 2014 I had a bucket list and i still continue to follow suit. This year its even more ridiculous and more risky. I want to try out stuff and feel things i haven’t felt before
Well im sure you are wondering what i want to different.
1: I feel as though my vagina needs rejuvenating, i need to get my snatch, snatched, yup.... im not talking about surgery, i have been told about this spa that they place tiny fish in your snatch, they nibble your privates and their tiny scales are grounded, made into a gel which helps tighten the muscles in a couple of days. Pretty nifty.
2: Razor clamming is top on the agenda, i love water, large masses especially and i love clam, discovering the various shapes, sizes and shapes of clam is so fulfilling, i would actually create a wall for the varies shells when i was done with the deliciousness.
3: Kiss a stranger, not tongue kissing but just placing my lips on their lips, i find lips very fascinating so yes.... lip locks...... hmm I also wonder about the breath but lets just focus on lips for now
4: Attend a some sex wedding, yes i support same sex marriages and so if you are out there and tying the note this year, kindly send an invite, i promise to bring a gift of your choice
5:Send flowers to myself after each two months, why...... hell for the heck of it since i don’t get flowers regularly, i may as well send myself some just because
6: Write a wedding song or two, that was actually the voices in my head that kept whispering to me for a long time and im not ignoring them
7: Change my eye colour, get temporary contacts, maybe green or sunset brow.. just because
8: Play the stock market.... that’s all im saying on this one
9: Try pole dancing, I watch a lot of pole dancers and the artistry is beyond fascinating, I would like to learn how to walk on air, its so beautiful and graceful.
10 Get hypnotized, I would like to block some stuff in my memory like rehab..... hey im kidding but I feel the need to block out some loose screws
11: Ride an elephant, camel toe on an elephant...... get it?
12 : Fly a private jet, there is something special about having a plane in the air, being in control and navigating the air pockets is incredible.
Those may be my top bucket list choices, the list goes on and on...What is your bucket list. Oh! you wanted a little more explicit content? You just have to wait and read the coming blogs because i have tea........ lots of it.
Keeping it 100%
Miss Di
