MARKING YOUR TERRITORY

Its necessary to mark your territory if you love someone. Imagine some women or man flirting with the other part of your heart and you are right there! Do you have the guts to slap a Bitch or Mitch?

Some little annoying thing kept creeping back in my now exes life, calling him, texting him and even camping at his place all in the name of trying to be friends and yet i knew she wanted to be more than friends with my man.

Day one, i tolerated her because i didnt know what her game plan was and i was still new and heavy with the man. She literally slept on the sofa for nearly four days, i went, came back and i found the heifer still at his place.

I found something we both liked and we started doing stuff together, she got comfortable in my space, i let her think i was her best friend and one night i sat there sharing a ciggarette with her, drink in my hand and asked her when she intended to leave. Hadnt she noticed a new queen b in the house?
I moved close to her face and asked her to pack her things and when me and my man woke up the next morning, she would have been gone.

Morning came, heifer wasnt there! she had gone and left one piece of under wear in the bathroom, i took that nasty piece of rag and threw it in the bin, to be trashed out with the things that didnt belong in my space.

Ladies or Gentlemen, it is important to mark your territory, its your space so go on and take over.

Keeping it 100%

Miss Di  

DRUNKEN DIALING

You have done drunk dialing right.....Stop acting like you have never drunk dialed your ex in the wee hours with or without your caller ID on. I know i have, i kept calling and asking if he could over or crying about how i miss him and all that nonsense desperate single people do after drinking then it suddenly hits you that you will die alone and miserable before daylight.

 
Valentines day is around the corner and im very afraid for everyone who is single. I know most of us will be miserable and make that call or send that text when drunk
Text 1: Where are you? can you come over? 
Text 2: Im so sad we arent together
Text 3: Please come for a drink, i hate drinking without you
Text 4: I have something urgent to tell you, please call me
Text 5: Why are you not replying back
Text 6: ??????? why
*nude photo sent*
 

Women who drunk dial are the worst, one friend of mine would send mass texts to her ex, workmates, ex boss, cab driver and everyone else in her phone book until one day she sent her cousin a naked pic and she had to make that call of shame.

So to survive drunken dialing this valentines day , here are some of my rules that should help you go through the night.

Ask a girl friend or male friend to stay over
Delete all the numbers you dont need in your phone book
Make all the calls you need to make before you start drinking
Give your friend the phone and you take theirs
Do not use your friends phone to dial your ex number stuck in your head
Put off the phone or ask your friend to lock your phone for the evening with a different password
Collect all the bad memories around your house and burn them outside
Sing kumbaya till the morning in drunken bliss
Do not post anything in any social media until three days after valentines
Phew! you will survive another year.

Keep it 100%

Miss Di

WEAVE OR NOT TOO WEAVE

70% of men don't like weaves, 40% of men have no clue that a woman has a weave on and 15% of men will never see the real hair of a woman they are dating.

It was even more ridiculous when i sat with men on a long trip out of town and listened to them describe how dirty and smelly weaves and wigs were. One highly educated man went on about how he once had a female client meet him at his office and he could smell her hair the entire meeting. How in our weather a woman accumulates all the dust in the hair and does nt wash it for months, i even heard stories of women who kept tooth picks in the weave or wig.Or how women should be searched in the head and not on the body since they can hide a whole house in a pile of weave.These men had theories on the weave, wigs and natural hair,another gentleman stated that when women should state whether her hair is real or fake because he had a horrific experience when he once dated a lady who wore wigs. One night, the woman of his dreams finally agrees to sleep at the gentleman's place, he woke up next to a stranger the next day, the wig was placed on the table as the lady lay on his bed with her natural kinky hair, making purring sounds  as the gentleman held in the muffled scream. What happened to the lady with beautiful long hair?

 I blame the men for women getting into the weave craze, if men didn't lust over women with long locks and flawless skin, drooling over black women entertainers with tonnes of fake hair, fake lashes, fake asses and boobs! women would be very happy rocking natural kinky hair. I'm writing from personal experience.One night i went to a restaurant without any wigs or extensions and got very little attention. The next night, i put on shoulder length extensions and kept flipping then, i got all the attention right from the door.  

Who cares what is on woman's head!. Do you know how long a woman takes in the saloon to look fabulous in a weave,braids or whatever is on her head.Life would be boring without all those interesting looks. Hair business is one of the best businesses to get into, so instead of dissing a sista, uplift her with some business and embrace her crowning of glory.

Keeping it 100%

Miss Di.