So here I am thinking about of places I could go on holiday, with a swimming pool, remember I haven't gone dipping in my birthday suit and I haven't gone out of the country for two weeks according to my bucket list??
Well.... while I was checking out various place to holiday I got a very interesting site.
A TWO WEEK CRUSIE FOR COUGARS! Yup, I was also stunned! in an interesting way.
Here is where I put my disclaimer: I DO NOT FANCY YOUNGER MEN, THEY FANCY ME.
Cougar cruises take place aboard a large, commercial ship alongside thousands of other non-cougar vacationers. The hosts bring cougars and cubs together during meals, daytime excursions and night-time activities, like bar hopping and Jacuzzi parties (hmmm im smiling). According to owners of the cruise, the cubs say they like the older women because they know what they want and they don’t play games. A lot of cubs really don’t like the young women they date -– too much game playing and immaturity (hahahhaha) It’s not like when guys are pursuing younger women or women their age. The dynamics change a little bit, and these are older women who are probably more secure and more confident, but also maybe more desperate, (hahaha desperate...not me thank you very much)
Well as I get older the boys chasing after me keep getting younger and those young gentlemen are..... uhmmm....I don't have the words to describe them. Now you can shake your head from here.
Yes I have been a cougar and I would never recommend it to any mature girls, Yes, Yeah.... you get all the attention, the nice sweet words and loving but honestly, younger boys bore me. All they want to do is get high and have sex.... who needs that?..... Taking care of a drunk boy, partying till 3am in the morning from Friday to Friday....note... in a local bar with he's 'boys' ....getting into bar fights for no reason or because someone touched you or because someone spoke to you.. Too much drama! the dancehall music is great but the grinding, dirty whining..... just play me a nice dancehall tune in a nice restaurant where I can shake my booty and imagine myself whining on the seat!!! thank you very much!!!!.
Ohhhh try breaking up with the cubs, Lawd! Molly! the depression they undergo is too tasking,... while I was in cougarville I learnt the following, if you are going to go out with a cub, he probably didn't have a mother figure around him or he was very tight with he's mother, so the cougar is replacing the mum who they give all the loving, attention, just like mummies but with sex as a bonus. Cubs try to act like grown up men but that is just an act, they haven't matured to the level of a grown ass man ....so if you need someone to upgrade you, well honey cougar, you will be paying all the bills, picking up he's shit and guess what, you are never the only one in his life, you are just a stepping stone to the real younger love of his miserable lying ass.
If you are a cougar out there, tuck in your sagging tittes into a victory secret bra (not Victoria), pack your three dildos, your one piece costume, wrinkle night cream, sexy heels and sign up for the Cougar International cruise with me. Hey! im still down for the cruise. We can get those cubs to dance to that dancehall, hip hop music they like so much on the cruise and we pay them in 50's, ahh... the trip goes to Jamaica, I cant wait to get off the ship, meet an island grown up man when we land in Jamaica, now that's where the real fun begins, I heard the island dem rich bombaclut, Afta tree nah grow inna mi face? Di fus wata hog pass him wash himself.
I WILL BE BACK WITH STORIES FROM JAMAICA, MY DREDLOCK RASTTAaaa
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