Monday 14 October 2013

CMON' WE DONT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!

I had a good laugh over the weekend when I went for my home coming, I met with people from my past and hung out with new friends.



The amusing thing is that women haven't changed and the issues are still the same. As a woman in her 30's I would suggest some of these pointers:

IF ITS BROKEN DONT TRY AND FIX IT.

We tend to go back to our exes, spend tonnes of energy thinking about our past relationship and still get into a relationship with someone similar to your ex, is it the men? hell no its you, get off your butt and know that your standards must change. I spent so many sleepless night and mornings wishing for someone to come back and he never did because he had moved on and I was still clinging, how stupid I feel thinking about that mess.

I GOT SO WASTED LAST NIGHT


That is a hot mess for a woman my age to say, I get headaches from drinking just three bottles of beer, as for wine, my second glass I become rubbery in the mouth. It was fun when I could down a whole bottle of liquor and loss my senses but try being elegantly drunk and not flirting with the waiter or any random person... not my thing anymore

CAN WE JUST BE FRIENDS
 
Yeah, im sure ladies you heard that one line, a guy just wants to be friends......please, tell me where a guy and a chick have been just friends????? I have tried it too many times and its awkward, dinner, drinks, a movie at  he's place, a gentle touch on your back, holding hands as pals, the accidental brush of your lips when intoxicated, please we know where that is heading.

FACE BOOK ISN'T REAL


I would like to read a post that say this, im having such a hard time lately, I cant make my bills, I have an infection and I cant figure out who gave it to me, my kids drive me up the wall I could slap that little thing and I just cant sleep without a drink.

I instead we have happy pictures of a wonderful family, life, a fulfilling experience. well people will like just coz its cute and no one really cares after the like button, find a real person and have real conversations

HOMECOMING SATISFACTION


Ladies, in this day and age get it any way that you can. There is no reason for you to be walking the streets unsatisfied. There are plenty of men out there who can give you the satisfaction you deserve. Don’t be shy, explore your sexuality, it’s the only way you’re going to grow fully but that protection is great to keep in your bag



SELFIES NAKED

I have always got guys asking me to take pics of my lady parts and send them, I normally ask the guy to stand in front of the mirror absolutely naked and send me the pic first then I can send mine to him, yeah if he has any respect for himself he would never ask for naked pics again. How silly are you to send a guy pics and not expect them to surface somewhere else, I remember I asked a guy to first send me he's, he went and downloaded an image and sent me someone else's and so I sent him someone else's lady parts, he's friend later told me how they had a laugh of the photo I sent, hmmm imagine if I was naive and sent  my selfies

Its a wrap!

Miss Di.

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